i truly genuinely feel sorry for all the people who try to talk to me and get disappointed and upset because i probably sound like i don’t want to talk to them when i actually just don’t know what to say I’M SORRY

(Source: piupiupiupie, via addictingcoffee)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via pizza)

cinnamon-anemone:

thequarantinedmailman:

offonahuntingtrip:

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

and here we have a capitalist 

Did you just.

let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

(via moriarty--is-king)

badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

(Source: secretpapi, via carnelot)

"I already saw that on Tumblr."
- literally everything (via beccaliving)

(via fuckpurgatory)

sherlck:

the sexual tension between me and good cinematography

(via angrynerdyblogger)

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

(via nightospherian)

sassykardashian:

when did midnight become the prime time to start all homework

(Source: sassykardashian, via pizza)